I have a few simple goals in my life: date a Jewish woman, have someone read this blog, and to spread the gospel of the Mighty MJD as far as my voice will carry.
MJD is, in my humble opinion, the wisest man in the galaxy. This belief is bolstered every Monday morning when the Smorgasbord comes out.
In a weekly future, I present you, loyal readership of zero, with the most dazzlingly awesome Smorgasbord entry of the week:
"Who is this Derek Anderson character playing quarterback for the Browns? Unless this guy has the ability to switch races on cue, and also plays sparingly as a two-guard for the Charlotte Bobcats, I’ve never heard of him."
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