Monday, December 4, 2006

I hate you Boise State

I don't know what this chart means, but I don't think it is pointing out that Boise State sucks.

It should be. Boise State is awful. Its true. Not Colorado Buffaloes awful, but awful in the sense that they are ranked, at the very least, 10 spots higher than they should be in all major polls.

If Boise State comes within 14 points of Oklahoma I'll kill myself. Not because I'm upset that it will indicate that I know nothing about college football, but because it will lead to an avalanche of BCS know-it-alls who will proclaim that, SEC and Big Ten football be damned, Boise State deserved a shot at mighty Troy and his oddly monikered Buckeyes.

Let me blunt with these people, those misguided folks who think Boise, by virtue of their daunting schedule and impressive wins, should be playing Ohio State: S-T-F-U. They shouldn't , and you are dumb, and here's why:

1) Boise played the #76th toughest schedule in the country, just beating out Rice.
(interesting side note: they did play a harder schedule than Wake)
(another interesting side note: guess who #1 and #2 are in the SoS? Thats right, Florida and Michigan)
Here's the link.

2) Boise's marquee wins are (drum roll please): at home against Oregon State, at home against Hawaii. Oregon State did this country a great service by beating Southern Cal, while managing to get beat by 28 vs Cal, 18 vs UCLA, and put up a Sixer v. Washington State (losing 13-6). People have a hard on for Hawaii because some guy named "Colt" is playing QB for them and they score alot. Big whoop.

3) Boise doesn't seem too hot away from home. Its true that they went 6-0 away from that god forsaken turf. Its also true that they gave up 28 points to New Mexico St., 26 points to Idaho, and won by a TD v. Wyoming, and 3 points v. San Jose State. Yep, SJS, who is 8-4 because they play in the WAC. Which leads me to this:

4) Boise plays in the WAC. The WAC is like that private religious school in your neighborhood that has 25 of the weirdest kids you've ever seen attending it. And where there is one token decently pretty girl and 24 girls who invoke "The Legend of the Dog-Faced Woman." Thats the WAC: they have a decent girl who thinks she is hot but once her sheltered life runs out at age 18 she turns to shit at a large, public school of higher education. She can't cope cause now she is in the big leagues, and thats that - she has been exposed as a fraud.

In this case, a fraud that has stolen millions of dollars from those fine folks in Madison, Wisconsin.

Diagnosis: Boise State sucks.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So true. The really annoying thing is, they DID just win, on a cheesy trick play that was purely WAC. Partial skill, partial luck. My favorite part of the game: When the announcers were talking about how shocking it was that Smith (the BSU RB) didn't go to a bigger school. We then found out why, when he coughed up the ball on the next play. He barely escaped a second fumble in OT.

Unknown said...

RIP

Dub Livitz said...

"If Boise State comes within 14 points of Oklahoma I'll kill myself." still waiting... Oh, did you mean you would kill the FSU program, thats like taking out a handicapped retarded kid. Real tough. You pukes can't even get the names right. Smith?...
And finally to all you whining brats S T F U!

Unknown said...

Wow you really know alot about college football dont you buddy. I really hope you did kill yourself because this country doesnt need anymore dumbasses like yourself. In spite of those comments you should probably never talk about sports again cause you really have no credit.
Diganosis: Hope your dead.

lfsap said...

Jeez, if we don't have a fluke punt Boise State blows them out. But I like this ending better. Trick plays? Is it Boise States fault Oklahoma players did not stay home on the touch down. On the statue play they did not have to hand the ball off behind the back, once they were lined up to run the play Oklahoma was dead. Kudos to Boise State staying home on all of Oklahoma's trick plays.

Unknown said...

okay so you have got to be the biggest idiot I have ever read anything on. Not only did you not prove any points at all, you started jammering about some one pretty girl and her life being shattered and how that has to prove something about BSU not being good at football is a freaking question to me. And Hawwaii, your dumb for that as well. Go kill yourself douchebag.